Groovy

I want to be a muppet.

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

(via j1zztastic)

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laugh-at-me-br0:

isitbecauseimbrown:

Press play. Oh my god.

Literally dying

(Source: fuchikoma, via j1zztastic)

bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

(via mymochafrappuchino)

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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